Few people get past our front door. It isn’t
that we don’t like visitors, we don’t like rearranging our dust, animal hair
and clutter so the visitors can safely visit. If someone does visit, it’s not
unusual for DW to hiss, “There’s one crossing the kitchen.” Which prompts me to
leave a guest while I stomp a rolling mass of animal hair, thick with dust, as
it streaks from the back rooms determined to engulf the visitor.
If the condition of our dwelling doesn’t
convince a visitor they have entered a madhouse, (barking, jumping, slobbering
dogs tend to welcome visitors as they step through the door) the lack of a television
usually does. The clincher, as far as discomfort goes, seems to be the wall
where books are stacked. Books are piled on any flat surface: chairs, tables,
counters, a dog crate. (The cat won’t tolerate his crate being piled with books
he’s not interested in reading.) Books occasionally overflow onto the floor.
Sometimes a visitor will approach the wall
to scan the titles. There are bread books, cookbooks, food preservation books,
wine making books, archery books, fishing books. Books on barnyard livestock,
horse breeds and their care, and nature in general. Books on writing, embroidery,
gardening, mead making, organic orchards, drawing, painting, aquarium fishes
and histories. A longer glance reveals tomes on mushrooms, Christianity,
Paganism, guns, herbs, art, Shakespeare, O’Henry, Plato, Fantasy & Science
Fiction art, Maps of War and “green” witchcraft.)
I’m at a loss when someone turns from the
wall and asks, “Do you play golf?”
I don’t, too much hand/eye coordination
required. They want to know why I have a copy of “The Encyclopedia of Golf”.
How do I explain that? Or the three books on flying gliders and airplanes, or the
copy of “Morals and Dogma, a Freemason book of rites”? I don’t fly and I’m not
a Mason, free or otherwise. In all honesty, I have no idea what all is on that
wall, or piled along it. I usually shrug. Why do I have these books?
I haven’t read most of them, have barely
skimmed the bulk of them and probably have forgotten the ones I have read.
There must be a reason for my buying them, for coating them with years of dust.
It can’t be that I want to impress someone as so few people have been in the
room with them. Maybe I hope to someday get around to reading them? (Not
likely. I can’t keep up with the few books I want to read now.) More likely, I
think they contain information I’ll need someday and I don’t trust the library,
or the digital age, to keep them safe and handy against the day I need them? (I
know this isn’t some midlife crisis crap. I’ve been a book hoarder since the 5th
grade!)
When I have no musical group I’m obsessing
over, or audio book I can listen to at work, I listen to “talk radio”, sometimes
even local “talk radio”. With the election of a more conservative county government,
I’ve been hearing talk of cutting funding to the county’s public library
system, or incorporating it into the public school system. The latter idea
would pretty much end my using the library as anything more than a pickup/drop
off point. (Which would probably be a relief to those patrons who’ve endured my
endless rants and boring stories when I visit the library as it is today.)
One of the local radio talking heads recently suggested
that we no longer have need of libraries. We all have access to the
internet and everything anyone could possibly need to know is stored
there. I pondered that statement from one of the county’s wise and considered
that I don’t have a cell phone let alone a smart phone, which led me to wonder
how I’d identify a cabbage-munching bug while in the garden without access to
the In’ernet? A paper book field guide to insects of course. Then I got to
thinking about my being able to find everything I need to know online.
I’m evidently out of the main stream (who’da
guessed?), as I often can’t find even a hint of what I want to know via the Net.
Maybe if I had a “smart” phone the Net would cough up what I want to know? I’ve
gone through as many as 23 Google search pages without finding what I
was looking for. (Statistically, most people seldom look beyond the first 3 or
4 listed sites Google kicks out. Which might explain why people sometimes look
at me oddly when I try to explain something I’ve read off the Net. They never
get that far!)
After spending hours, sometimes days,
searching the Net I finally give up and go to the library. I usually find what
I need a few minutes after talking to a librarian who happens to be trained in
finding information. While the librarian might use a computer and even search
Google, it is usually a book sitting on a library’s shelf somewhere in the
state of Maryland that turns out to
contain the knowledge I’m seeking, not some website.
I understand the need to cut government
spending in the county, the state and the country in general. I applaud and
vote for those who claim their goal is fiscal sanity. And I understand one of
the few taxpayer funded institutions I have any use for might be the one to get
cut the most.
So I’ve taken to building a private library,
often from books discarded by the local libraries. I learned a couple years ago
that a handful of other readers and a few churches (most of them better
educated and all of them smarter than me) are building their own libraries. I’m
not the only one who isn’t finding what I need online. Nor am I the only one
thinking it’s going to be needful to have real books at hand some day, possibly
soon.
What bothers me most is having better educated,
more experienced people than I, asking me to create things they think will
prove useful in the near future. Like a recent request for a tutorial on arrow
making. While I understand the reason for a tutorial, I’m not the person to
create it. So I head for the library, which it turns out, does NOT have a book
on such. Nor could I find one via the state’s library search engine. While I
suggested the county library acquire several books on making archery equipment,
I’ll not hold my breath waiting to see them in the card catalog. Nor will I
whine and complain when I’m told such books aren’t of interest to enough
patrons to justify shelving them. (The latest teen vampire romance novels have
the top funding slot after all.) I’ll buy the archery books sooner than later
as they need be on the wall.
Those of us with private libraries need to
start locating each other. Perhaps cataloging what we have and arranging to
share among ourselves should need arise?
I need to blow the dust off my books first.
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